Why Certify?
The better question is why wouldn’t you?
We’ve created a short, delightfully serious questionnaire to determine what you already know deep down - whether your dog is a certified good boy or good girl. Answer a few questions, observe the results, nod knowingly.
If you choose, you can then order a digital or physical certificate featuring your dog’s name and photo — suitable for hanging at home, sharing online, or casually flexing to guests. Your dog deserves the recognition. Honestly, you might too.
Our certificates don’t grant legal rights, special privileges, or official authority of any kind. They exist purely to elevate vibes, spark joy, and formally acknowledge your dog’s legendary status.
What's The Process?
Quite simple - you answer a few short but very serious questions about your dog, covering behavior, vibes and overall alignment.
Using these responses, we calculate your dog’s Goodness Aptitude Index™ according to the highly prestigious Floofingston–Pawz Behavioral & Psychological Framework, which is a meticulously designed and entirely unserious model developed specifically for this purpose.
Once the results are in, you’ll see where your dog lands on the goodness spectrum. If the outcome speaks to you, you can choose to order a digital or physical certificate featuring your dog’s name and photo. It’s official in spirit, but entirely for fun.
"I was so proud when my pup got the certificate. Didn’t expect to get this emotional over a piece of paper, but here we are. I know it's just for fun and stuff but still having this hanging in the living room makes my heart melt."
Michael L.
Wilmington, Massachusetts
“My little gremlin has always been the goodest boy, so getting him this certificate felt perfect. It honestly makes me a bit emotional, but he deserves it, and it’s something I’ll always keep it close to me.”
Emily T.
Oxnard, California
“This is basically the dog-parent equivalent of sticking a gold star on your child’s homework. And I’m not ashamed. I didn't get the physical copy, but yet it brings me joy every time I see it. Yes, it's my desktop background.”
Lukas M.
Berlin, Germany
"Didn’t expect much, but it turned out way nicer than I thought. Showed it to my dog, and she immediately tried to sit on it, so I think it’s safe to say she’s proud. Definitely a fun little thing that made both of us happy!"
Charlotte S.
Brisbane, Australia
"Got this on a whim because my dog thinks he’s the center of the universe. The certificate showed up and now I’m kinda obsessed with it. It’s stupidly cute. Like a thing that funnily certifies your pup is a Good Boy? Sold."
Ashton W.
Flagstaff, Arizona
“This was supposed to be a joke, but now it’s on my kitchen wall like it’s my golden's diploma. My friends won’t stop laughing when they see it and always make good boy jokes because it's just impossible not to. Definitely a thing.”
Sydney M.
Greenville, South CarolinaFAQ
Don't be stupid. All dogs are good boys and girls and even if you have any suspicion on the contrary, you should do the test just in case.
Delivery and shipping times depend on your region and country, but in general physical certificates arrive in 1-2 weeks. Digital certificates arrive right away via email.
No. Our certificates are designed entirely for fun and good times. They don't hold any legal ramifications in any region, anywhere worldwide. For more information on the matter visit our Terms of Service.
Our certification test has 10 questions and usually takes around 3-6 minutes to complete, but most people take longer just because it's fun.
Yes, you can order as many certificates of your pet as you want. When you are at the cart page you can adjust the quantity you want to order. That's valid for physical certificates only.
It won't. Trust us.
After you have completed our questionnaire, you can choose a type of certificate to order. After this choice a page with input fields for name and photo and a preview for your dog's certificate will appear. Scroll down a bit and add the details.
Yes. We use the highly prestigious Floofingston–Pawz Behavioral & Psychological Framework which is a rigorous pet assessment and entirely made up.